19 weeks

Funny first grade conversations regarding my pregnancy.

(The wall by my desk at work)

Conversation 1:

Reading Specialist:

"...and I'm so happy to work with you all this year! Plus, you have a great teacher!"

Student A:

"Our teacher has a baby!"

Reading Specialist:

"...Uh, yes! That's right, she's having a baby!"

Student B:

"We're gonna see it come out!"

Me:

"No... I'm pretty sure that's not going to happen."

Conversation 2:

Student A:

"Are we going to see your baby?!?"

Me:

"Yeah! I'll come visit with the baby after it's born!"

Student A:

"What if it accidentally comes out during class?"

Me:

"Don't worry, that won't happen."

Student B:

"Yeah, it won't happen cause the baby can only come out if she cuts her stomach open."

Me, not wanting them to get freaked out about a stomach being cut open:

"Actually, that's not true. It can come out in other ways without cutting."

Student A:

"How?"

Me:

"I can't tell you that. You have to ask your doctor."